Keanu Reeves Is 50, So We Updated the Plots of His Films

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Actor, director and meme Keanu Reeves turned 50 this week, making everyone familiar with his dense filmography feel older.

Respecting his semi-centennial and the wisdom that comes with it, we felt it appropriate and necessary to offer some potential updates to his most famous films.

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Since Hollywood seems to be exclusively making prequels, sequels and reboots these days, we don't see any reason these films couldn't make a few hundred million at the box office.

So, what do you say, Keanu? Think about it.

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