Adorable baby hippo’s pool party seems like a pretty chill afternoon

Hippos are way cooler when they're three-days-old than people are, and actually for the rest of their lives, too

When you were that age, you probably cried a lot while being passed from relative to relative between naps. This hippo, who was born at the San Diego Zoo on March 23, seems to be having fun swimming around at its pool party

Please invite us to your one-week-old rager, tiny hippo, even though we're not cool enough.