Monkey delicately pets puppies in possibly the cutest moment in all recorded history

This capuchin monkey feels the same way about puppies as you do.

In the above video, which was submitted to Reddit, a small monkey tenderly pets a litter of puppies, giving each one a thorough scratching — then, remembering its instincts, stops every so often to check their fur for grubs.

If there was a scale to measure cuteness, this video would register dangerously off the charts.